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12 Hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex

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If you’re on good terms with your ex this Christmas, where’s the harm in giving him a little gift?

Christmas is a great time to try something new or hand out the olive branch with a thoughtful gesture of goodwill.

The best bit is … you can have a playful dig at the same time. Especially if you give him something from my list of hilarious gifts for your ex!

Beware: Some of the present ideas I have suggested are not suitable for kids, but others will make them laugh (who wouldn’t laugh at a pooping puppy calendar?). Make sure you get your timing right for when the gift is opened in case prying eyes are in the vicinity.

If you want to buy your ex something a little more toned down, see this list of Christmas gifts for men for under $50.

12 Hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex

1. UGLY KNITTED CHRISTMAS BEER COOLERS

First on my list of hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex: How about these brilliant beer coolers that look like they’ve been knitted by Great Great Grandma Lizzy? My ex loves anything “beer” related and these are a bit of fun too.

Xmas Ugly Knitted beer coolers | Christmas gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

I found these at: Ebay

2. POOPING DOG CALENDAR

Dear oh dear, how I laughed at this. Imagine giving your ex a calendar that reveals a different dog doing its business each month.

Pooping Dog Calendar | Beanstalk Mums

I found this at: Ebay

3. CHRISTMAS JUMPER

A Christmas jumper this stylish deserves to be worn year-round … unless you live in a sub-tropical climate like we do, in which case a singlet might be more practical.

Christmas Jumper | Christmas gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

I found this at: Boohoo Man

Hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex (cont.)

4. BLAH BLAH BUTTON

There would be something highly amusing about giving this gift to my ex-husband. For all the moans and rants we’ve both had in the past, it’s all just blah blah now.

The Blah Blah Blah Button | Father's Day gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Single Mum

I found this at: Kogan

5. OLD FART SANDAL SOCKS

I couldn’t stop laughing when I found these novelty ‘old fart’ socks. A brilliant Christmas gift for your ex if he’s touchy about his age.

Old Fart Sandal Socks | Christmas gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Single Mums

I found this at: Yellow Octopus

6. STRIPED ELF HAT

Is your ex a Scrooge during the holidays? Make him wear this elf hat and see if he doesn’t crack a smile.

Christmas Gifts for Your Ex | Striped Elf Hat | Beanstalk Mums

I found this at: Costume Box

7. CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT TSHIRT

Perfect for my ex this Christmas, say no more!

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult tshirt | Christmas presents for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

I found this at: Etsy

8. Light a Candle & Chill the F*ck Out

This gift will remind your ex to light a candle and chill the F out when he’s upset. He’ll feel better after smelling an amazing blend of calming essential oils.

Light a Candle & Chill the F*ck Out | Beanstalk Single Mums

I found this at: Ebay

9. PORNBURGER: HOT BUNS AND JUICY BEEF CAKES COOKBOOK

If your ex loves his burgers and his porn, this is the perfect present. He’ll wonder how he let you slip away!

PornBurger: Hot Buns & Juicy Beefcakes| Cookbook for Dad | Beanstalk Mums

I found this at: Booktopia

Our final hilarious Father’s Day gifts for your ex

10. How It Works: The Dad Hardcover Book

This is the only book your ex needs to read this year. It’s filled with hilarious truths and sayings about the challenges of fatherhood (with retro illustrations to boot).

I found this at: Gifts Australia

11. C*NT MUG

Very rude I know, but also very funny. Making this list is so much fun! Hopefully, your ex finds this hilarious. A great accessory for his desk.

C*NT Mug | Father's Day gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

I found this at: Amazon

12. 5-Second Rule GAME

My ex would get hours of pleasure playing this game with his mates. If it’s the kind of thing your ex is into, make him smile with this fun Christmas gift.

Boganology | Father's Day gifts | Beanstalk Single Mums

I found this at: Big W

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